Please find a picture of a guy in a redsuit with a pitchfork lying dead in a gutter. That would be a good representation of my team this year--or, better, maybe, just find some guys with torn ACLs, brusied thighs, etc. and put them on a bench as they watch a bunch of wannabes play football. Yeah, karma caught up to me, but maybe, just maybe, the Diablos, like Lucifer himself, can't simply be killed off that easily. Perhaps I'll be back, racking up my first week in Week 11 or 12 and wrecking someone's playoff chances. So, take pity on the Diablos, lest hubris leads you to fall victim to their might (assuming they ever recover).
But seriously, folks--the Bills and Lions are 3-0 and yours truly couldn't beat a fanstasy team organized by a first grader. What gives??
Torn ACLs you say? Hmm reminds me of the little running back that couldn't, Jamaal Charles. Torn ACL in the second week. Good thing I have all these other healthy, 10 point per week running backs.
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