Simplified Week 13 Playoff Scenarios

Okay, with less blather:

Screaming Eagles and Air Apparent clinch a playoff spot this weekend with a win OR a loss by the Rock-n-it Datarocknators.

Atomnation and Psychotic Ninjas clinch a playoff spot this weekend with a win AND a loss by the Rock-n-it Datarocknators.

Rock-n-it Datarocknators can't clinch a playoff spot this weekend.  In order to make the playoffs, Nick needs to win one more game the rest of the season than Atomnation or Ninjas --- OR win two more games the rest of the season than Eagles or Air Apparent.

Golden Graham's can't clinch a playoff spot this weekend.  In order to make the playoffs, Kevin needs to win one more game the rest of the season than Rock-n-it Datarocknators AND win two more games the rest of the season than Atomnation or Ninjas AND finish with more points than Rock-n-it Datarocknators (Kevin currently leads Nick by 48 points).

Levi can't clinch a playoff spot this weekend.  He needs a freakin' miracle to get a playoff spot.  He needs to win his remaining games against Air Apparent and Golden Grahams AND two losses by two of the following teams: Atomnation, Psychotic Ninjas or Rock-n-it Datarocknators AND a net gain of 84-93 points on the Ninjas or Atomnation, depending on which of those two teams actually loses their final two games.

ALSO . . . I actually did the research, and it turns out that Jason has NOT been in first place for the entire season.  He held onto first place from week 1-5, then dropped into THIRD behind Atomnation and Air Apparent in week 6, and ascended to first place again in week 10.

On the bottom end, Kubicek has done an impressive job of holding onto last place for the entire season.

Also, it turns out I exagerrated my hard luck story.  I have only finished second in scoring for the week four times this season, rather than six as originally claimed.  I apologize for the error.