Correction

In the past 24 hours, I have posted league updates for both the Battlin' Sweethearts league, as well as the TrashTalking FFL.  A small number of owners have been courteous enough to point out an inadvertent omission on my part.  Due to an oversight, one of the teams was excluded from the league update.

I want to apologize to the owner of the overlooked team, and provide an appropriate update on the status of that team.  That team is the Psychotic Ninjas, and they were overlooked BECAUSE THEY SUCK, THAT'S WHY, OKAY?!?  GOOD LORD DOES THIS TEAM EVER SUCK!!!!!

And, and, and . . . it's not just limited to these two leagues.  Oh, no.  I'm playing in four leagues this year, and right now, my standing in those four leagues is LAST, LAST, LAST, and SEVENTH.  The 'seventh' league is the only league where I've won a game (two of them, in fact), and one of those victories only happened because I was playing against a guy who went to auto-draft after about round 5 and ending up drafting EIGHT RBs in a league where you only need to start ONE.

(The other victory was this weekend against Matt, and it was totally sweet, but I know no one is interested in hearing about that right now).

You want interesting facts about the Ninjas?  Fine.  Here are interesting facts about the Ninjas.  Not only am I in last place in three leagues, I'm also the only team without a victory in all of those leagues.  In TTFFL, EVERY SINGLE PLAYER ON MY ROSTER falls outside the top 10 at their position, except for my KICKER.  I've had a total of SIX players out of 54 score in double-digits all season long.

And that's NOTHING compared to the unmitigated sorrow that is my Battlin' Sweethearts team.  I started David Johnson and Danny Woodhead week 1 --- losing both of them to injury, of course --- while I had the league-leading RB Kareem Hunt on my bench.  But despite starting Hunt in weeks 2 and 3, I STILL have the lowest-scoring team in the league.  And as a bonus, through exceptional roster managment, I managed to drop Hunter Henry --- not just bench him, but DROP him --- during the only week he had ANY targets.  And of course, for that one week, he went off, catching 7 balls for 80 yards.  But that's okay, because I started him week 1 and week 3, when Philip Rivers never even threw him the damn ball.

So, you know, that's how it's going with the Psychotic Ninjas.  Once again, management apologizes for the oversight, and any inconvenience or confusion it might have caused.