This was my favorite of all the images which popped up when I Googled 'Suspended Atomnation'
One thing you can say about Adam: he knows when to turn it on.
Out of 16 games played this season, Adam scored 70 points or more in all but 5 of them. Two of those 5 were his two losses (against YEC in week 6 and Diablos in week 13), two of those were wins against pathetic teams (Trumbore the Younger in week 5 and Trumbore the Elder in week 11), and the last was his week 14 bye.
Week 14 was especially egregious. That was the week Adam scored a whopping 36.4 points, once again only outscoring the Trumbores.
(By the way, what's up with the Trumbores? I know they live in Michigan --- are they anywhere near Flint? Can they blame their crappy 2016 seasons on the water? Someone help me out here).
ANYWAY --- the point is that Suspended Atomnation shined when it mattered, outscoring nearly every team in the league (any guesses about the TOP scorer championship week? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?) on his way to his first TTFFL title.
His reward? Other than the $300 first prize and the last pick in next year's draft? He gets to pick a name and avatar for Levi's team (there's the Trumbores sucking again), who let Jason off the hook in the Toilet Bowl, scoring a measly 31.8 points and leaving no doubt to his claim as worst team in the league. Congratulations, Leviathans (insert embarrasing name here).
As predicted, Kevin prevailed over Merrill to grab the top pick next year. And in the consolation matchup, Your Esteemed Commissioner (yes, it was me, okay?!? *I* scored the most points in championship week, for all the good it did me, what with not being in the championship. Thanks for rubbing it in!) overcame lackluster play from Rob Kelley and Malcolm Mitchell to grab 3rd place, and the $60 and 10th overall pick that come with it.
I swear, this playoff season has been so frustrating. What's the point in being a dominant team during the regular season and scoring the most points in the league if you're just going to get turfed out of the playoffs? Screw that, I'm not ever doing that again. I'm going back to sneaking into the playoffs with a 6-7-1 record and scoring a pair of improbable upsets to claim the title. That's WAY more fun.
Look for the usual breakdown of accounting sometime in the next week or so, followed by the usual season in review. Until then, congratulations again to Adam, and have a happy new year!
As predicted, Kevin prevailed over Merrill to grab the top pick next year. And in the consolation matchup, Your Esteemed Commissioner (yes, it was me, okay?!? *I* scored the most points in championship week, for all the good it did me, what with not being in the championship. Thanks for rubbing it in!) overcame lackluster play from Rob Kelley and Malcolm Mitchell to grab 3rd place, and the $60 and 10th overall pick that come with it.
I swear, this playoff season has been so frustrating. What's the point in being a dominant team during the regular season and scoring the most points in the league if you're just going to get turfed out of the playoffs? Screw that, I'm not ever doing that again. I'm going back to sneaking into the playoffs with a 6-7-1 record and scoring a pair of improbable upsets to claim the title. That's WAY more fun.
Look for the usual breakdown of accounting sometime in the next week or so, followed by the usual season in review. Until then, congratulations again to Adam, and have a happy new year!
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