2016 End of Year Accounting

Let's start with the most important stuff: next year's draft order:

1. Golden Graham's
2. Merrill's Marauders
3. The Fightin' Taylors
4. Los Diablos
5. Strike Team
6. Orion River Horses
7. Screaming Eagles
8. The Splendiferous Fartbastards (or whatever Adam names Levi's team)
9. ~ AirMex ~
10. Psychotic Ninjas
11. Team Harbaughs
12. Suspended Atomnation

With that out of the way, this is how the accounting shakes out:

Adam: Gets $300 for winning the title, plus another $30 for winning weeks 1 and 12.  After subtracting off next year's dues, that's a net $270. (Check sent out 02/11/2017)

Jody: Gets $120 for his second place finish, plus another $30 for winning weeks 6 and 15.  After subtracting next year's dues, Jody wins $90. (Check sent out 01/18/2017)

Ninjas: Wins $60 for 3rd place, plus a hefty $75 for winning weeks 3, 9, 10, 11 and 16.  Really, just two sacks or one damn turnover from the Vikings DST in week 15, and I would have won this damn thing.  Not that I'm bitter.  After deducting $60 for next year, I net $75.

Mex: Not a damn thing.

Golden Graham's: $15 credit toward 2017 dues for winning week 4.

Merrill: Not a damn thing. But luckily for him, his wife agreed to pay his 2017 TTFFL dues out of her Battlin' Sweethearts winnings, because she is good at fantasy football even though he sucks. 

Taylor: $15 credit toward 2017 dues for winning week 14.

Kubicek: $30 credit toward 2017 dues for winning weeks 2 and 5.

Aaron: $15 for winning week 14, plus $75 for finishing second in Battlin' Sweehearts, for a total of $90.  All $90 will go toward his combined $110 2017 dues for both leagues.

Pete: $15 credit toward 2017 for winning week 8.

Jason: $15 credit toward 2017 for winning week 7 (see below).

Levi: Not a damn thing.

One note about week 7.  If you look at the scoreboard, it appears that Adam and Jason tied for the highest score that week, with 86.1 points.  But this is only because (for some reason), although ESPN allows you to keep score down to the hundredth of a point, it rounds all points totals to the nearest tenth of a point.  If you sit down and do the math, Jason barely squeaks out the win with 86.12 points to Adam's 86.09.

You're welcome, Jason.

In the end, it looks like I need to send checks out to Adam and Jody.  If you guys will email me your addresses, I'll get those checks out ASAP.